Yesterday morning, PEOPLE magazine came out with a pretty explosive attack against Calvin Harris, and let’s just say Calvin wasn’t having anyyyyy of it.

“Taylor Swift wrote “This Is What You Came For” under the pseudonym Nils Sjoberg,” the singer’s rep confirms exclusively to PEOPLE.

After recording a full demo, it was reported that they agreed to keep the collaboration on the down-low, buttttt Taylor was hurt after Harris did an interview saying he couldn’t really see himself working with Swift in the near future (ouch).

“You know, we haven’t even spoken about it. I can’t see it happening though,” Harris told Ryan Seacrest while he was promoting the song.

ANDDD now that this is all out on the table Calvin took to Twitter to speak his mind, see below:

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YASSSSSSSS CALVIN, SLAYYYYYY

Now, the next part is how Taylor, Katy, and Tom would reply ?

So far, Katy Perry is the only one who has tweeted about the whole thing:

That gif literally says it all…it’s like “I’m not going to say I told you so…but like, I told you so”.

You know who hasn’t commented, though? Taylor herself. We decided to take things into our own hands and assume this is what Taylor would say:

(WARNING: KINDA 18+ BUT THEY’RE LYRICS)

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Did we take it too far? Kinda? But it’s funny…get it, like Kanye and Taylor have beef over his lyrics in Famous. C’mon, it’s all for fun!

 

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