Basically just a really salty list of everything we don’t like/want to change/society needs to accept.

  1. Let’s start accepting nipples. They’re cool. Like an accessory.
  2. People just need to realize that sometimes your crush isn’t into you. They’re not a bad person…that’s just life.
  3. Start getting used to rejection – it’s not going anywhere. Not everyone will be your best friend and you won’t get every job you apply for.
  4. Some people’s views are different from your own, and so are their morals. Get over it.
  5. Women don’t need to have children or get married to feel fulfilled.
  6. You can be successful without being a doctor or lawyer.
  7. Kardashian isn’t a swear word. You’re allowed to like them. They basically run the world.
  8. Leggings are pants.
  9. Bras aren’t necessary.
  10. Stop putting ‘annual’ on your birthday celebration. It’s obviously annual, you don’t need to say it.
  11. Men should get pedicures.
  12. Beyonce isn’t actually that great. Don’t @ me.
  13. School isn’t the end all be all, it doesn’t guarantee you a job.
  14. You’re not obligated to hold onto shitty friendships. Circle getting smaller, people getting cut daily.
  15. We all cry. Just embrace it.
  16. Instagram models don’t mean sh*t.
  17. You’re allowed to unfollow, unfriend, and block. Don’t torture yourself.
  18. Experiences are worth more than a Snapchat story. Put your phone down for a bit.
  19. You don’t have to play games in relationships. Just get to the point.
  20. Landlords can’t legally tell you you can’t have a pet.
  21. Inspirational quotes as selfie captions need to come to a screeching halt.
  22. Sunset pictures are always ok, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
  23. Pretending you don’t have feelings just makes things harder for you.
  24. Don’t take yourself so seriously.
  25. ‘Fitspo’ needs to go.
  26. No matter what you’re going through there is never a valid reason to treat other people like poo.
  27. If you want to talk to someone just talk to them. There are no real rules.
  28. Stop putting up with being treated like crap….know your worth.
  29. Putting a bunch of subpar pictures into a collage doesn’t make them Instagram-worthy.
  30. Justin Timberlake’s new song isn’t actually good and we don’t need to listen to it just because it’s Justin Timberlake.
  31. Just because Hedley is Canadian doesn’t mean the radio needs to play them every other song.
  32. The Kylie Lip kit is just like every other liquid lipstick (Kardashians are still great tho. much luv.)
  33. One Dance will never get old. It’s the song of the summer.
  34. Taylor Swift needs to stop playing the victim for everything.

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Don’t hate us for saying what you were thinking…it’s a harsh world, ok? Plus, it’s been a rough time and we just need to get it all out there and be a lil salty.

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