We all have a man…who isn’t really our man. You know what I’m talking about, it’s that guy that you’re kinda talking to, the guy you met a few times and have a crush on, or just that super hot guy on campus you stated following on instagram. He’s not really your man….but he’s your man and everyone else better stay in their lane.
When it comes to having a man who isn’t really your man, there are WAAAYYY more struggles than actually being in a relationship. Seriously, your man is really taking a toll on your crazy side.
1. When you start losing sleep over this man and you can’t even be mad because you know it’s literally your fault for getting carried away
me at night thinking about my man who not really my man and i shouldn’t be mad cus he aint my man but that’s my man pic.twitter.com/rc32DZNXmk
— what (@chanelpuke) May 19, 2016
2. When you sit there upset but at the same time recognizing how problematic you’re being
when i catch myself getting mad about my man with his girlfriend and realize he’s not even my man but that’s my man pic.twitter.com/vTtbqgZUvx
— melodi (@hsbooze) May 19, 2016
3. Is he doing all this to impress me?
when you find out your man who isnt really your man but hes still your man works out pic.twitter.com/RhLWUWZpow
— saba (@avocandos) May 29, 2016
4. You just gotta avoid his snapchat story because it’s too painful
When u c a girl all over ur man who’s not really ur man nd u shouldn’t b mad bc he ain’t yo man but that’s your man pic.twitter.com/X1V2bdXo7Y
— Tanner (@akw0turtles) June 12, 2016
5. But at the same time you need to know who this girl all over your man is, where she’s from, how they know each other, etc.
6. It almost never goes well and you know he’s not ur man so you shouldn’t be bothered by what you saw but he’s ur man and ur sad.
when u see something u didnt wanna see but its ur own fault cause u lurking pic.twitter.com/3NsP5vdIgY
— Common White Girl (@girlposts) May 24, 2016
7. Then you have to sit through the rest of the party pretending it doesn’t bother you bc you can’t show your crazy
when you’re at a party havin a good time, but then you see ur man who’s not really your man talking to another girl pic.twitter.com/OOL5X3so3B
— saraH phillips (@sarahrose_97) June 7, 2016
8. Now this man has you questioning who your true friends are
when youre upset your man wont reply and your friend has the nerve to remind you hes not really your man pic.twitter.com/TTTt9TBlAR
— Hex Doll✨ (@HarmoniDesiree) June 10, 2016
In the words of Drake; soon as you see the text, reply me.
Seriously there are very few things more painful than having a man who isn’t your man. There’s only so much “acting chill” you can do before you explode and get salty with him and every girl he’s ever come in contact with.
So maybe right now he’s your man who isn’t really your man but I have faith that he will soon be your man who really is your man. Positive vibes. I’m also saying this to make myself feel better about my man who is definitely not my man. But like…who’s mans is this???????????